One said hello to Two.They started walking along a mass of water; probably a river or a lake, but they couldn’t decide what the requirements were for either, so they just decided that it is just H2O gathered into a presumably irregular geometric shape.
“You know,” said one to the other, “you are mostly water, but you don’t look like that mass at all. You have flesh, and hair, and eyes, well yours are blue like that water, but you have lips and I am sure that the water there doesn’t.”
“Well, it is a body, though. Just a body of water,” said One.
Two felt slightly defeated and was sad because that thought was the best that Two had had all day.